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Suburban Legends Origin Edition

"Grandfather used to sit me on his knee, and tell stories of old, Of knights and kings, of everything, of men brave and bold. But one man who stood out

compare. they are the gummy bears. Well, magic and mystery are part of their history. Along with the secret of gummy beary juice Their legend is growing

You were the prettiest one, in the seventh grade! I was such a dork you didn't even know my name! Then I joined a ska band and we played at lots of shows

I've been lost, but now I'm found. It's getting harder and harder for me to get above ground. Now I know where to be, it's the place where I can let

When I was a little-bitty boy Just above the floor I used to play doctor With the girls from next door They said, "Show me yours, I'll show you mine."