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: VERSION 1 Gonna find some girls tonight My friday night has washed away Beer bong has me wandering around The girls that look like drugs and alcohol

: Life is just a bowl of worries Or is it just the DUI's Distinguish between right and wrong Truth and bullshit If you can't agree between white and

: Excuses for our money Is that religion One more dollar for What Jesus has given Hell is free But you might have to pay for heaven One more dollar Is

: Never thought it could happen to me Again and now look at me I'm alone, standing in my cell Staring at the wall, living in hell All my life, I never

: We're driving around coming to your town This is the fifth time the van broke down But we're on our way so you can see us play We'll get there one

: You don't tell me you are pakistan I wait for you to kick your ass I stay long time to take my head I hate the lies I always see I love guitar in your

: I've got no problems Sitting by yourself, No friends are near You got a needle in one hand, And in the other one a beer. You can't cope with life,

: Have you ever noticed things grow sour? Just when it was getting good, new bands every hour Then you have to go and call it dead And ruin it for everyone

: When I was on the freeway, doing 70 all drunk A copper pulled me over, and I thought that I was sunk He came up to my car, I thought up a little trick