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Larry The Cable Guy

On the first night in the titty club, We was checking out all the chicks. There was black ones and whites ones, brunettes and blondes, Look at the size

I shit my pants,the toilet was just too far,I had too much of them beans.I tried to hold it in,but my sphincter just gave in,so i shit right through my

night at the titty club See them dance, on my pants Soon it will be bathroom time You better watch out, I think shes a guy I aint quite sure but

morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than Janet Reno's blind date. I met this guy

Balls, Blue balls Its doller night, at the titty Club See them Dance on my Pants, soon it will be bathroom time You better watch Out I think shes a guy

Donny the Retard had a 8 pound water head he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me "i like tater tots". "i like tater tots" may be changed to "my name's

out tell one o'clock though 'Cause I'm usually on the phone Talkin' to one of them 900 talk dirty girls Love in Christ Larry the cable guy

You better watch out, I think she's a guy, I'm not quite sure, But somethin ain't right... Hilary Clinton's Coming to town

On a first day of Christmas My true love gave to me Clap and I left her