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Herder Nerf How To Meet Girls

You came from some town out in the sticks To become the modern Stevie Nicks You had the guts, a lot of ambition The riot grrrls thought you were bitchin

Met a girl at the movies She was so beautiful She was the one for me So I asked her if I could call her at home She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn

Is there life on mars girl If there is I'd like to go there Just like Elton John, the Rocketman He sure bought some fucked up clothes there I've heard

How do I get through to a girl like you Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick I saw your boyfriend he looks

you ever tried? There must be 5000 ways to die And if you're very lucky You'll get your picture in the paper on page three 25 words will summarize how

m a pervert, a pervert It just goes on and on On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk But how