Tekstovi: Billie Holiday. Crazy He Calls Me.

Okay, all you pus suckin? motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass
To caller number 666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playin? with myself
It's time to masturbate
Well I've got my ?Hustler? and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger, Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So, I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah, yeah, yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talkin? to a naked whore
Triple X video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
?The Devil in Miss Jones?
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Asia and John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tinglin? tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S&M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains

We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro and both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays

We got incest and bestiality too
We got Sade and ?The Sweetest Taboo?
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe

There's shemales, lezbos and shaved beavers
And D cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I was trained to fuck you, baby
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah