Tekstovi: Gwar. Ragnarok. Fire In The Lions.

(Vocals by Oderus Urungus and Slymenstra Hymen)

Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick
To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick
Can I help it if I am rather thick?

Maybe we can chill you out by chopping off your dick!

Sister and brother, hate one another

You really are pathetic, and you call me a slut
Then you walk around all day with midgets up your butt!

At least the midgets like me, they like my disease

Well, maybe there's hope for you, but first get on your knees

Hey, wait a minute!
I don't want it to hurt

Then you will learn nothing man, so grovel in the dirt

Sister and brother, kill one another
Brother and sister, back off mister

I don't know where to begin,
but I'll try not to lie because lying is a sin

What do you know of sin?
I taught you about sin when the sun was dim

But what of my power?

What about it?
There's no pussy in your tower

I could have any women that I want!

The fact that you rape them is nothing to flaunt

Oh...well uh you got me there,
but wait a minute
But what of my sword?
What of the comet?
And the roaring horde?

I'm getting bored
Maybe if you got off drugs,
you wouldn't get ignored
Then you could achieve erection
You might even find that it helps with your inflection

Now I'm getting mad!

So what? I can still kick your ass!
All of you men, you talk a good game
You must plan it out cause you all sound the same
You huff and you puff, you "act" out so mean
You serve better purpose as seeding machines

But something it stops you from finding the door
I have to admit it, girls frustrate me more!

Well, hey there Slimey,
I think I got your point
Now will you please untie me?

Well that can be arranged, you pay for the pain
Now find something to buy me!!!

Sister and brother, stuck with each other
Brother and sister, back off mister!